Which hammer user will slam the other away?
Wiz: The hammer, a tool used by mankind for millions of years to build and to fight.
Boomstick: The hammer is the perfect tool for bashing your opponents skulls in.
Wiz: Which is exactly what theses two animal hammer wielders are skilled in.
Boomstick: Like Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog's obssessor.
Wiz: And King Dedede, the guy who fails at clobberin' that there Kirby.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's out job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to determine who would win a Death battle.
|Amy Rose VS King Dedede|
|Season unknown, Episode unknown|
|Written by||Hoot Freeman|
|Directed by||Hoot Freeman|
This one hammer fight that will make Whack-a-Mole fun again. Who will win? Who will die? DEATH BATTLE!
Wiz: Ever since its moment of creation, the hammer has been used in many roles such as crafting, battle use acceptation...
Boomstick: And the classic game of Whack-a-Mole. And who else better to wield the thing then the self-proclaimed.
Wiz: Amy Rose, Sonic's "Self-proclaimed" girlfriend.
Boomstick: And King Dedede, the self-proclaimed "Ruler" of Dreamland.
Wiz: Since Death Battle rules say no outside help allowed, Dedede will be removed of his know act of bring in Waddle Dees into the fight, especally gordo. No acceptation.
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who’d would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Amy Rose pikos up for DEATH BATTLE
Boomstick: Following a great man there is a woman who has grand spirit, knows what risk need to be taken and a goal in life to make it happen. The one of many woman that I know fit this description is the one and only, Amy Rose.
Wiz: Amy is a young woman who has a life that she is very proud of having. When she first heard of the adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she became immediately obsessed.
Boomstick: But while most rabid fangirls would stalk him online or build a shrine in the closet, Amy decided to go bigger!
Wiz: Guess you could say she was....Hooked on Sonics?
Boomstick: Ugh, (gags) I threw up in my mouth a bit, that was bad.
Wiz: Well, determined to meet her hero face to face, Amy decided the best option was to...learn how to read tarot cards...of course...
Boomstick: Hey, the lady at the fair never let me down.
Wiz: After lots of practice, one reading finally predicted she would meet the blue blur on the mysterious Little Planet.
Boomstick: And she did meet him! Well, then she was kidnapped by the evil Dr. Eggman, and used as bait to lure Sonic into a trap, but hey, first impressions don’t work out, right?
Wiz: God knows that's true, or we certainly wouldn't still be working together.
Boomstick: So I forgot my pants on my first day, it would bound to happen to anyone!
Wiz: No, it wouldn't. Anyway, meeting Sonic wasn't enough for the young age and inexperience Amy, she made it her personal mission to become a part of his Freedom Fighting crew.
Boomstick: So Amy spent some time building a badass skill set to convince her hasty hedgehog hero she'd be one valuable team member, and girlfriend!
Wiz: It actually wouldn't and didn’t take long, by running after Sonic, her sheer will and determination has somehow let her reach the very super speeds she needed to chase him down.
Boomstick: That's just terrifying...
Wiz: Keep in mind, Sonic's casual speed sits at about 765 miles per hour, and yet at Amy’s speed she is able to keep up that. She also has achieved superhuman abilities such as strength, agility, durability, reflexes, martial arts fighting and enhanced healing ability as well.
Boomstick: Apart from being quick on her feet, Amy can target specific enemies with a homing attack, charge up speed with Spin Dash, and even turn herself invisible.
Wiz: Right, by concentrating her energy, Amy can somehow cloak her entire body from view. Though she still hasn't figured out how to hide her shadow.
Boomstick: That might be even scarier, but what really gives Amy an edge is her signature weapon, the Piko Piko Hammer. God, that's a lousy name.
Wiz: It's actually based on the Japanese children's toy of the same name.
Boomstick: Yeah, well, this weapon would be totally stupid....if it didn't create tornados!
Wiz: That's right, it can create a pink vortex to throw at Amy's enemies. She can also use the Piko Piko Hammer to double jump, or spin through the air like a helicopter, meaning she can swing as fast as high speeds, make it hit hard enough to cause shockwaves to make same exact earthquakes to make even humongous ship shake at the intense force and send really tough foes flying more than sky high.
Boomstick: Really think you’re moving on too fast from the tornado thing, Wizard. Tornadoes, from the hammer! She can even make her hammer grow to even bigger sizes to create even bigger results of damage and somehow can still wield the thing despite it unbelievable weight.
Wiz: And if she loses it, she can somehow magically summon a new one out of thin air.
Amy spawn another Piko hammer in her hand.
Decoe and Bocoe: AH! ANOTHER ONE!
Bokkun: SHE HAS MORE HAMMERS THAN A HARDWARE STORE!
Boomstick: So she’s never out of ammo. Making her a more reason why you should fear her when she is angry.
Wiz: Speaking of anger, her strength, speed and healing get an immense increase when she gets really in love and really angry such as able to run fast enough to catch up to sonic even more, almost as if she can almost reach the speed of sound. Probably due to her unlocking her inner hedgehog genes. After all was said and done, Amy became great enough to join Sonic's team, becoming a valuable member of the team.
Boomstick: She’d saved Sonic’s ass more than 60 times, fast enough to outrun automatic fire and speeding projectiles, plus make after images, and has got to Sonic’s heart, thou blue boy somehow keeps accidently screwing up his part of the process, which I think I would be happy to help with my advice.
Wiz: Yay, good luck with that. She’s tough enough to take multiple amounts of punishment, survived being electrocuted, atmospheric reentry, even after taking blows form a mad out-of-control Super Sonic, she still able to get back up fighting like nothing had happened.
Boomstick: She's strong enough to daze the Iron King, a guy who could take laser fire from an army like it was nothing, and once threw her hammer hundreds of feet into the air to knock Dr. Eggman's ship out of flight.
Wiz: Given the height of the ship in the sky and Amy's location, it's likely she had to throw her hammer at least somewhere near 2,100 feet. While her hammers exact weight is unknown, its head is large enough to be nearly compared to the biggest sledgehammer ever used by man, which was 100 pounds. In order to hit Eggman's ship, which must be weighing in over 900,000 metric tons, as hard as she did that made flip upwards to that position, she must have thrown her hammer with over seven hundred tons of force at bare minimum, and we're really lowballing that.
Boomstick: And even more impressively, she once wiped out half of an entire robotic invading force, all by herself! Damn, talk about a rose’s thorns, does Sonic even know what he is missing out on! I mean if I was him, I be hooking up with a woman like that!
Wiz: She may be powerful, but she still has some growing up to do.
Boomstick: Amy is a...tween girl, she's pretty immature sometimes, rushing into action without thinking.
Wiz: But the most important thing to take away from all of this, is that once Amy Rose sets her mind to something, she will get it done, no matter what.
Amy: Keep your rotten robots away from my Sonic, or your gonna be sorry!
King Dedede waddles into DEATH BATTLE
Boomstick: Ah Dreamland. A place that’s a perfect to relax at. The sun is shining, the wind is blowing at a light pace. Ya feel like can R&R here knowing that nothing can spoil this moment.
*Dedede limo’s car horn (Honk! Honk!)*
Boomstick: And that’s when you spoke to soon.
Wiz: King Dedede is a one of many of Dreamland’s total buffoons. Upon what available info that tells his backstory, which is possibly been forged info just to make him look like a superior and who is concisely trying to prove he can be greatest of everything.
Boomstick: And yet he automatically fails a lot.
Wiz: Yeah, apparently his actions aren’t as good to support his so-called background. Aside his efforts, Dedede has earned the rights to be the king, thou isn't doing a good job.
Boomstick: And then one day, a pink puff ball showed up to Popstar and made things worse.
Wiz: After getting beaten by Kirby, Dedede sworn to destroy him by any means necessary and yet fails every time.
Boomstick: However, Dedede’s determination for supreme keeps him going. And he still able to keep trying for he's tough just for being a penguin. He stronger than the average bear and able to wrestle like baboon with rabies. He is fast enough to go around the average speed of high-speeding cars.
Wiz: And somehow he adapted Kirby’s Inhale ability and can use to puff up like a balloon and fly for a short range of time. Yet whats odder is that he can somehow can jump up high despite his weight, like some sort a kangaroo.
Boomstick: That seems ridiculous. He also can control electric currents, which is even more stranger cause a penguin should be cooked by that stuff.
Wiz: Have you even seen a bird do something like that, I mean that one of many ways for them to get turned into roast serving. But he would be still king without his weapon of chose.
Boomstick: His mallet is a reckoning force...THAT ALSO HAS GOD DAMN JET ENGINE IN IT!
Wiz: Apparently, somehow he managed to put an entire jet engine in his wooden hammer. He can swine his hammer like as if it was light as foam which it must be, I mean other characters in the show had no trouble lifting the thing.
Boomstick: And if that weren't enough, he has an even deadlier one and it comes with a mask.
Wiz: Mask Dedede gets increased strength, durability and can even fire missiles. But even without additional power, Dedede is one hell of tough bird. He strong enough to sustain the mass of Blocky who must weigh about around 100 tons, fast enough to keep up with the Warp Star minimum speed, tough enough to take an explosion to the face and even get back up after having his own castle fall on him...
Boomstick: And he even survived tons of long falls, which should have killed him, but yet, he still impact.
Wiz: But this moron king list of faults literally out weight his feats.
Boomstick: It’s ridiculous how he gains over powered abilities and fails. I mean he gains god-like powers a lot, and still loses to Kirby.
Wiz: He even thinks he can finish off Kirby by using the exact item Kirby needs to win and results him in the hospital or getting an expensive bill, or both. And to top it all off, he is a complete idiotic, incompetent, immense dumbass due to be expelled near the start of kindergarten. Meaning he has very, and I mean VERY little education.
Boomstick: So you’re saying that the ruler of Dreamland only has had pre-school and that’s it?
Wiz: He is the reason why he ends up letting Kirby and other opponents get the best of him every single day. He practically is his own downfall.
Boomstick: *Slams his head on the table a few times* Jesus Christ. I feel sorry for him having to still attempting acts.
Wiz: Hey, can blame a guy for trying?
King Dedede: Yeah, you'll see! She will be mine!
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
It was evening at Castle DDD where people have gathered for a fighting rally the fight stage was a huge wrestling ring ready for the first match which is starting in a couple of moments. In the in the audience were Sonic and Tails with a saved seat for Amy.
Sonic: Where’s Amy? The match is almost about to begin.
Tails: You know how it is with women. They usually want to take their time. You need a patent adjustment.
Sonic: I two can be patent!
Tails: *Laughs a little* Right…
Amy: Geese, whoever is running this place really needs better brain. That restroom was in non-decent condition. Now which way was it back to the audience seats? *Then sees a Waddle Dee on janitor duty* Excuse me, which way back to the stage theater?
When the Waddle Dee looked at her and though about her question, all he did was point in a specific direction where a door was.
Then Amy walks the door. The camera looks up to a sign that said, “Main Combatant Entrance.”
Amy: Hey, this isn’t even close to what I ask the thing. *Then notices a light up above* Huh?
In the fight theater, the crowd was cheering as the first match was finally about to start.
Escargoon: And now ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to rumble!
Escargoon: Here’s tonight’s refry, GLaDOS!
GLaDOS: Let’s make quick, I have experiments to observe. In this corner is test subject, Ms. Amelia Rose.
Then when a platform raised up onto the center ring, Amy was shown on there. Sonic and Tails get shocked to see her in there.
Amy: Okay this is not how I wanted my day to go!
GlaDOS: And her opponent is none other “King” Dedede.
Then a big dramatic entrance popped up with Dedede up there with him enjoying the moment yet the audience jeers him. Dedede not happy about that, Escargoon then made the Waddle Dees threaten the Audience to cheer for Dedede. But then a bunch of robotic panels and arms started moving the Waddle Dees away and out of range. GLaDOS the divers over to Dedede.
GLaDOS: You have records of using your minions in combat during these kinds of fights, and I say that’s cheating against any rule circumstances. So I making sure that none of them will be able to help prove that “Cheaters never win, and winners never cheat” saying. So do yourself a favor and show whatever you call discipline for an idiotic coward like you.
Dedede: What was that?! I show you whose coward once I make this girly into losing.
Amy: Did he just… Oh it is on! *Pulls out a Piko-piko hammer*
As Dedede jumped down onto the opposite side of the ring and pulled out his wooden Hammer.
Dedede: This will be another of my finest moments!
GLaDOS: Here the rules. *Talk in fast forward* There. If anyone has any question, just remember what I said in slow motion.
Dedede: Wait, what?
Amy uses this this opportunity and speeds up towards Dedede and lands a first attack and combo on him with her hammer. Dedede then swings his mallet to try crushing Amy, but Amy manage to avoid the attack. Dedede quickly kicks Amy, knocking her back a bit. Dedede charges up to and trys to crush her, but Amy just used her speed to easily dodge it. Dedede lift his mallet back up and tried again, but Amy easily dodged it again. Dedede tries it over and over, yet Amy speed is just out running Dedede a lot.As a small smoke quickly occurred, Dedede lost sight of Amy and wondered where she go.
???: *Taps him on the shoulder* Excuse me sir, your food is here.
Dedede: Did I order something? *As he turns around*
Amy: Yes, hammer sandwich! *Bashes him with her hammer*
As Dedede get knocked back against one of the sides of the rope fence, He gets up all mad and super jumps into the air and then bomb dives down with his mallet to hit the base of the stage and caused it to shake which messed with Amy’s balance. Dedede takes this moment to do a mallet combo on Amy, which at the end pushes her back a bit. As Amy regains he battle stance, she also heals up due to her healing.
GLaDOS: I wonder how we could make this more interesting.
(The lights “mysteriously” turn off.)
GLaDOS: What going on. Who turned down the lights.
Dedede: Hey, where that pink pincushion go?
Then Dedede felt an unknown hit on his back from nothing. He turned to look around him but there was nothing there. Then it happened again from another point. It started happening all over Dedede with hits and bashes from nothing.
Dedede: Whats going on? Someone please put a light on the scene!
GLaDOS: Since you at least said the P word, I’ll open the roof to let in moon light.
As GLaDOS opens up the roof to the viewing evening of the night and some of stage head lights, a shadow appeared on the base of the fighting arena. When Dedede saw the shadow he went over next to it and bent down to where his face was right next to it.
Wiz: The Winner is ?