Well, here I am! Conker the King... king of all the land! Who'd a thought that?
~ Conker

Conker T. Squirrel is the main protagonist of the Conker series of video games.

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far

With the Xbox-verse

Battle Record

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Battle Record

  • Wins: 0
  • Losses: 3
  • Draws: 0


Death Battle Info


  • Name: Conker
  • Species: Squirrel (1/128 vampire)
  • Height: Unknown
  • Weight: Unknown



  • Hit a giant stone gargoyle with his frying pan with enough force to make him visibly flinch
    • Though the gargoyle did laugh at him immediately afterwards
  • Is able to lift and carry sentient, struggling objects roughly his size without much effort
  • Managed to press a comically oversized button on a giant robot with one punch


  • Can survive being stung by giant wasps with sharp stingers
  • Can survive falls from great heights as long as he lands in water


  • Can outrun giant wasps

Powers and Abilities

Jumping Ability

  • Can jump about twice his height

Funny Helicopter Tail Thing

  • Conker can use his tail to hover for a brief period of time, allowing him to cross small gaps
  • Cannot gain any additional height and it only lasts a few seconds


  • Accessed via context-sensitive pads or lightbulb icons
  • Allows Conker to pull out certain items to use in certain situations

Anvil Transformation

  • Conker can transform into an anvil and slam down onto the opponent


  • Frying Pan
    • Conker's most basic weapon
    • He simply swings it to attack
    • The force of his swing can cause most NPCs to visibly flinch in pain
    • The swings can knock sentient objects roughly Conker's size, such as keys, cheese and sweet corn, unconscious
  • TNT and Plunger
    • Used to blow up a boulder
  • Slingshot
    • Launches projectiles at the opponent
    • Capable of reducing giant dung beetles to giblets
  • Flamethrower
    • A simple flamethrower
  • Throwing Knives
    • Conker tosses throwing knives with fairly impressive accuracy
    • Used to cut the noose holding up Franky the Pitchfork and electrical wires hanging from the ceiling
  • Bricks
    • Two bricks that Conker slams together
    • He can slam them with enough force to cause visible agony to the Big Big Guy's literal balls of brass
  • Pocket Watch
    • Can hypnotize his enemies in order to tame them and get them on his side
    • Used to tame a rampaging T-Rex
  • Shotgun
    • a simple shotgun
  • Crossbow
    • a simple crossbow
  • Submachine Guns
    • Two submachine guns
  • Rocket Launcher
    • a rocket launcher
  • Mech Suit
    • a large yellow mech suit with claw hands
    • Used primarily for close-range combat
    • Capable of lifting up a giant Xenomorph by the tail and spinning it Bowser style
  • Katana
    • a simple katana
    • Used to decapitate the still-at-full-strength Xenomorph

Fourth Wall Awareness

  • Can be used to his advantage
  • Should the game lock up, he can communicate with the developers and convince them to grant his wishes


  • Assisted a bee in retrieving her hive
  • Managed to ride a rampaging bull without falling off
  • Defeated a giant boiler
  • Defeated a giant hay robot
  • Flushed the Great Mighty Poo
  • Tamed a T-Rex and used it to defeat Buga the Knut
  • Killed a vampire and survived a horde of zombies
  • Fought in a war
  • Destroyed a giant teddi-shaped tank
  • Assisted in a bank heist
  • Killed a Xenomorph
  • Became a king


  • Not much of a close-range fighter
  • Rather unskilled and clumsy
  • VERY much human durability wise; anything that would kill a normal human being WILL kill him
  • Rather unlucky, as he finds himself in bad situations completely unwittingly
  • His fourth wall breaking powers require immense amounts of luck to actually come into play
  • The above powers will only work within the realm of video games, as they require the game he's in to lock up
  • On top of the above points, his awareness also requires the developers to be present



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