Conker

“	Well, here I am! Conker the King... king of all the land! Who'd a thought that?	„
	~ Conker

Conker T. Squirrel is the main protagonist of the Conker series of video games.

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far

• Banjo-Kazooie vs. Conker
• Conker vs. Daredevil Dan
• Deadpool vs Conker the Squirrel (Completed)
• Conker VS Duke Nukem (Completed)
• Freddy Fuckboy vs Conker the Squirrel
• Conker vs Pinkie Pie (Completed)
• Quote (Squirrel Kid) vs Conker (Completed)
• Conker Vs Scott Pilgrim
• Scrooge McDuck vs Conker (Abandoned)
• Wario Vs. Conker (Completed)

With the Xbox-verse

• Playstation-verse vs Xbox-verse

Battle Record

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Battle Record

• Wins: 0
• Losses: 3
• Draws: 2

Possible Opponents

• Bubsy the Bobcat
• Crash Bandicoot
• Gex
• Naughty Bear
• Rocket Raccoon
• Eric Cartman
• Peter Griffin
• Dan (Dan Vs)
• Rico (Madagascar)

Death Battle Info

Background

• Species: Red Squirrel (1/128% vampire)
• Height: Medium
• Weight: Regular
• Profession: King of Panther Kingdom (Currently), Soldier

Physicality

Strength

• Hit a giant gargoyle with his frying pan or a baseball bat with enough force to make him visibly flinch
• Is able to lift and carry sentient, struggling objects like beehives roughly his size without much effort
• Managed to press a comically over-sized button on a giant robot with one punch
• Can control the movements of a large and angry bull
• Shoved an paint pot and a paintbrush who's boss
• Smacked two large brass balls across the room with his frying pan
• Pushed a big boulder around
• Sliced the head off of a Xenomorph with a katana

Durability

• Can survive being stung by giant wasps with sharp stingers
• Can survive and take long falls
• A gargoyle swiped Conker so hard he draws blood, then throws him all the way down a waterfall, and Conker just shakes it off
• Gets bounced off walls of a large room without even a scratch
• Survived an explosion that destroys the tank he's in, which knocked out Private Rodent who was wearing a supposedly "indestructible" armor at the time

Speed

• Can outpace giant wasps while carrying a beehive much bigger than himself
• Dodged few missiles, another being this time an ICBM
• Can quickly react to bullets a la The Matrix

Intelligence

• Tricked a gargoyle into offing himself
• Fed a rat enough cheese until it's body couldn't take anymore when he had to get rid of it
• Discovered how to turn a contraption
• Gets an bull to hit the target
• Defeated The Great Mighty Poo by flushing him
• Sussed out the bee king
• Fixed a pitchfork up with that universal tool, duct tape
• Convinced a guard that he is not a squirrel, but rather an elephant
• Used psychology against a T-Rex
• Convinced a bee to pay him five times the normal amount for a job
• Negotiated with the developers of his own game (stated below)

Powers and Abilities

Funny Helicopter Tail Thing

• Can use his tail to hover for a brief period of time, allowing him to across small gaps
• Cannot gain any additional height and it only lasts a few seconds

Context Sensitive/Hammerspace

• Accessed via context-sensitive pads or lightbulb icons
• Allows Conker to pull out certain items to use in certain situations

Anvil Transformation

• Can transform into an anvil and slam down onto the enemy
• Is used to smash things on the ground and open doors

Other Abilities

• Has some juggling skills
• Can urinate/pee a whole lot
• Is able to hypnotize a T-Rex into letting him to ride it
• Rided a barrel by balancing on it

Weapons

• Frying Pan
  • Conker's most basic weapon
  • He simply swings it to attack
  • The force of his swing can cause most NPCs to visibly flinch in pain
  • The swings can knock sentient objects roughly Conker's size, such as keys, cheese and sweet corn, unconscious
• TNT and Plunger
  • Used to blow up a boulder
• Slingshot
  • Launches projectiles at the opponent
  • Capable of reducing giant dung beetles to giblets
• Flamethrower
  • A simple flamethrower
• Throwing Knives
  • Conker tosses throwing knives with fairly impressive accuracy
  • There's a carnival worth of them
  • Used to cut the noose holding up Franky the Pitchfork and electrical wires hanging from the ceiling
• Bricks
  • Two bricks that Conker can slam together
  • Can slam them with enough force to cause visible agony to the Big Big Guy's literal balls of brass
• Pocket Watch
  • Can hypnotize his enemies in order to tame them and get them on his side
• Shotgun
  • A simple shotgun
• Crossbow
  • A laser-guided crossbow
• Submachine Guns
  • Two submachine guns
  • Also known as SMGs
  • Can take down several security guards
• Rocket Launcher
  • Just simply a rocket launcher which launches rockets
• Mech Suit
  • a large yellow mech suit with claw hands
  • Used primarily for close-range combat
  • Capable of lifting up a giant Xenomorph by the tail and spinning it Bowser style
• Katana
  • a simple katana
  • Used to decapitate the still-at-full-strength Xenomorph

Fourth Wall Awareness

• Can be used to his advantage
• Should the game lock up, he can communicate with the developers and convince them to grant his wishes

Feats

• Assisted a bee in retrieving her hive
• Managed to ride a rampaging bull without falling off
• Defeated a giant boiler
• Defeated a giant hay robot
• Flushed the Great Mighty Poo
• Tamed a T-Rex and used it to defeat Buga the Knut
• Killed a vampire and survived a horde of zombies
• Fought in a war
• Destroyed a giant teddi-shaped tank
• Assisted in a bank heist
• Killed a Xenomorph
• Became a king

Weaknesses

• Not much of a close-range fighter
• His fourth wall breaking powers require immense amounts of luck to actually come into play
• On top of the above points, his awareness also requires the developers to be present