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Diddy Kong vs. Spike is a What-If? episode of Death Battle.

Diddy Kong vs Spike

Description

Super Mario/Donkey Kong vs Ape Escape. Who would win, can Spike captures Diddy like evil monkeys or can Diddy beat the monkey catcher?


Interlude

(Cue Invade Jim Johnston)

Wiz: Apes are popular animals among society due to their playful antics. They are just as threatening in the wild, however, so somebody has to brave the odds to capture them. Today, we'll be putting a new spin on the title of "Man vs Wild".

Boomstick: Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong's sidekick and wannabe nephew.

Wiz: And Spike, the young boy who protects mankind from monkey invasions.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.


Diddy Kong

(Cue The Map Page/Bonus Level Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

Wiz: Diddy Kong is the first sidekick of the DK Crew.

Boomstick: Isn't he also Donkey Kong's Nephew?

Wiz: Yes, after all Donkey Kong is literally a monkey's uncle, anyways, Diddy may have been first imprisoned in a barrel by the Kremlings in his debut, but he has played an important role in the series.

Boomstick: And he has got his own racing game that also stars our favorite honey of a bear back then.

Wiz: Diddy is capable of using his peanut popguns to shoot his opponents down, which make absolute no sense cause peanuts don't tend to (notices Diddy's Peanut explode on contacting Little Mac) WHAT?!

Boomstick: And if the Popguns aren't enough, he can do so in an aerial sort of manner by sporting an awesome Jetpack to fly around, that is so cool, that I want one of those.

Wiz: Diddy may be the size of your typical average six year old, but with this type of equipment, he is one tough kong.

Diddy Kong: Hey, I can see my reflection; Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (chuckles)

Spike

Wiz: Specter

Boomstick: Spectre?

Wiz: Wrong one. Anyway Specter was once a monkey performer. But, once he received Super Intelligence he started a riot. Only one kid could stop it, Spike.

Boomstick: Wait, so a 10 year old goes out to save the world? What is this Ash?

Wiz: Well, arguably Ash is better than Spike but that’s another story. Spike wields the Monkey Net which is perfect for capturing Monkeys.

Boomstick: But in combat Spike wields the Stun Club. Which can stun foes.

Wiz: He also has the Magic Punch which can bash through walls. And he has a Slingback Shooter which is basically a slingshot. Though it can fire of explosive pellets and guided pellets

Boomstick: ..huh..

Wiz: But if that isn’t enough he can bring in a golden version of the Stun Club which sends out brutal shockwaves.

Boomstick: And the beautiful Satellite Laser..

Wiz: The Satellite Laser sends a beam into space causing a satellite to obliterate everything in sight.

Boomstick: Awesome. With this Spike has captured Specter and defeated the Pipotrons.

Wiz: He may not look like much, but he is capable of holding his own

Spike: I’m going for it!

Who Would You be Rooting For?
 
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The poll was created at 17:34 on December 16, 2015, and so far 16 people voted.

DEATH BATTLE!

(Cue Invader Jim Johnston)

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate one and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!

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