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Donkey Kong vs. Bowser is a What-If? episode of Death Battle, and the 10th episode of QuasimodoBellringer's first season


They've faced Mario since the very beginning, but they have never battled one another... until now! The definitive answer to who is Mario's deadliest adversary! Which hulking brawler will reign supreme?


Wiz: While Mario has battled a large variety of enemies over his career, there's never any getting away from his two most prominent...

Boomstick: Donkey Kong, the giant tie-wearing ape.

Wiz: And Bowser, the King of Koopas.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Donkey Kong:

Wiz: Donkey Kong was once a circus ape who was brutally treated by his trainer.

Boomstick: That's right, and you will never believe who this ringmaster was, none other than Mario!

Wiz: Yeah...Donkey Kong escaped and kidnapped his girlfriend Paulina, and ran to a construction site

Boomstick: That for some reason had a pie factory!

Wiz: and that.....was this Donkey Kong's dad...or...grandpa.

Boomstick: changes from game to game, so.....yeah......we are not really sure, as the games often conflict themselves on this detail.

Wiz: Anyway, this Donkey Kong, has shown to be one of the physically strongest beings in the Nintendo multiverse.

Boomstick: Yah, he has been shown to OUT RIGHT PUNCH THE MOON OUT OF ORBIT, OFF AN EVIL TIKI'S HEAD AND BACK INTO PLACE and able to throw barrels from a construction site with ease.

Wiz: Donkey Kong's physical strength is off the charts, as to do punch the moon out of orbit, he'd need 3,346 megatons of force.

Boomstick: Wow.....maybe he could open this darn (grunt) pickle jar.

Wiz: Not to mention being able to survive exit of the Earth's atmosphere AND the return trip without a scratch!





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