Description[]
Kirby vs Super Mario Bros! Nintendo's rivals to Mario are going up in a battle between tiny and Giant! Can Kirby prove that he is the ultimate rival to Mario? Or will Bowser claim his rightful title?
Note[]
Dreamy Bowser is not going to be used here. Nor is Hypernova being used. And Bowsers thing has already been done, so I'm sticking to it.
Intro[]
Kirby: Mario. He's one of the most recognizable faces on the planet, his only rivals in fame being Pac-man, Micky Mouse, Sonic the Hedgehog, Superman, and Goku.
Sheepboi: But today we look at his rivals that were made from the same company as him: Nintendo. Bowser, Mario's rival and the king of the koopas
Kirby: And me, or a version of me, the hero of Dreamland and Popstar. He's Sheepboi and I'm Kirby.
Sheepboi: And it's our job to mesure their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win a death battle.
Kirby[]
Sheepboi: In Dreamland there's no hero more persistant and heroic than Kirby, who's defended Dreamland against all of its threats.
Kirby: Don't let that fool you though. I kill people.
Sheeboi: Well you might. The Kirby we're looking at today doesn't. Ok fine yes he does but not brutally or with a gun
*Kirby with a gun*
Sheepboi: Well shit. Few things are worse than that.
*Kirbyroth with his long ass katana*
Sheeboi: FUCK. Anyways though Kirby is very cute but don't let that fool you. He's insanly strong and fast, and sense he's fought multiple threats to Dreamland, Popstar, and even the universe! Cuz of this you just know he's got a shitton of weapons.
Kirby: He has wheel Kirby, which he turns into a wheel. Boring transformation but whatever. He also has Kirbo with a gu- wrong script, he also has hammer Kirby, a hammery foe who can pound you into the ground. Sword Kirby is a master with a blade, and my personal favorite, ninja. He's a mother-fucking ninja, who has a katana, shurickens, knives, and even smoke screens. Fucking awesome.
Sheeboi: He also has his Fire mode, Spark, Stone, Cutter, Ghost, and MY favorite; Fighter Kirby. In this mode he can break Popstar in two with a single chop! HELL YEAH! Who said you had to have abs to be strong?
Kirby: Kirby is one tough son of a bitch, able to take in hits from foes just as strong as he is!
Sheepboi: And with his warpstar he can fly million to billions of times faster than light! Oh and he can eat it to use his most deadly weapon: The star rod. This little wizard wand can shoot stars at people, hit them hard, and even kill evil beings. Wow.
Kirby: And my most famous ability: Sucking power. I can suck in people, that's how I copy their abilities. And no one without teleportation powers can get out. Howver I do have my weaknesses.
Sheepboi: Kirby is lazy, and has little acual fight skills, and in order to use his copy abilities he needs a certain person near him to eat. He can also have his power ups knocked out of him like Mario and Sonic. But this pink pullball is still a planet cracking MFTL+++ boy who's 29 years old, I think you should stay away from the ultimate star warrior.
Kirby: Poyo!
Bowser[]
Kirby: In the Mushroom Kingdom, there's no enemy more persistent than Bowser, who's terrorized Mario for over 30 years as of now.
Sheepboi: In fact, he's SO persistent to the point where if you looked it up in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of him there!
Kirby: But since he's battled Mario the most, he's definitely gained plenty of abilities. His most famous one is his Fire abilities, which let him shoot fireballs from his mouth, or shoot a constant stream of fire. His fireballs can also become Purple Fireballs, which are able to destroy walls.
Sheepboi: His Shell on his back isn't just for show, it can protect him from basically anything! He also can spin around in his Shell to perform the Whirling Fortress.
Kirby: He also has a powerful Ground Pound called the Bowser Bomb, which can destroy brick easily. He also has a few other strength related moves like the Flying Slam, which is where he grabs you, spins you in the air and slams you into the ground. His other move is the Koopa Claw, where he grabs you and bites you a few times before chucking you away.
Sheepboi: He's also very good with Black Magic, as shown in many Mario games. He can turn people into bricks, can turn people into paintings, can create poisonous fog, can teleport, and can shapeshift himself. Wait, if he can turn people into bricks, and in Mario 1, I've been destroying ton of bricks, so this basically means Mario is a mass murderer? Oh god!
Kirby: He can also use the Bowser Crush attack to summon a giant minion from above to squish his enemy, and can use the Crusher attack to summon rocks which hit the enemy below them, and he also has gravity manipulation, which lets manipulate the gravity, and can also create black holes as big as planets. He also has a plethora of weapons like his hammers or axes, or his Koopa Clown Car, which is a flying aircraft. In this vehicle, it contains Mecha Koopas, Bomb-Ombs, and giant Bowling Balls.
Sheepboi: He also has more powerful forms, like Giga Bowser, which is a giant version of Bowser, similar to Godzilla, Meowser, which gives him cat like powers like gliding and climbing up walls, Giant Bowser, which is a more powerful version of Giga Bowser, and finally, he has Dry Bowser, who can throw bones and shoot Blue Fireballs. If he gets hit, he can just reform himself over and over. Jeez, what can't this guy do?
Kirby: Bowser has survived a supernova, has traded blows with the Mario Bros for a long times, transformed everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom into a brick, turned the entire world into a book when he was a baby, and was able to destroy planets with his black holes.
Sheepboi: However, he's cocky, arrogant, and is often portrayed as an idiot, but considering what he's done, I'm surprised he isn't just able to snap Mario in half like a Kit-Kat bar.
Bowser: Hey... guess what, Mario/Luigi! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! THE END OF YOU!
Pre-Fight[]
Bowser flew through space in his space ship, with Mario in pursuit in his OWN spaceship. Bowser looked behind him. Mario was still there. As the King of the Koopas flew through space he cursed at the dreaded koopa who had betrayed him.
*Flashback*
It was a normal-ish day for Bowser. He had just made his own spaceship. To conquer other worlds was great, and it would supply him with enough power to overthrow Mario and take over the kingdom. He laughed at the thought of Mario trying to defeat an army of aliens. Laser tech he thought, could kill Mario. Little did he know. As soon as he left the room for lunch with Jr a few stupid koopas tried to sabatoge it. They were sad and wanted Mario and Princess Peach to lead them, so they had to get rid of Bowser once and for all. But yeah they tried to sabatoge it but they couldn't exacly open it and start cutting wires, so they decided, hey, why not go get Mario? So they did. And they told all about Bowser's plan. However at that moment Bowser took off, with Mario and others simply looking at him, as they couldn't do anything. But then a Toad got the bright idea to call E Gadd, and they built their own spaceship, and Mario took off himself, following Bowsers's trail.
So now they were in the presant time. As Bowser flew through space, with Mario in pursuit. However though, he soon spotted a wormhole. Knowing this was his only chance as Mario was catching up fast and the interdimentional space portal was closing he flew into right as it closed, leaving Mario stranded in space.
Meanwhile Kirby and Magalor were having a nice talk together when a random spaceship crashed in front Magalor, the impact sending him backwards. A yellow hand smashed through the metal walls of the ship and Bowser ripped a hole. He burst out, pieces flying everywhere as metal hit Kirby.
Kirby: Poyo! (Hey! What are you doing!)
Bowser: Bwahaha! I will take over this planet!
He roared at the citizens of Dreamland, who ran in terror. Exept for Kirby.
Kirby: POYO! (NO! You will not hurt my friends.)
Kirby got into a fighting stance. Bowser laughed.
Bowser: BWAHAHAHA! You think you can mess with the king of the koopas? BRING IT ON!
Death Battle[]
Kirby ran at Bowser and did two kicks at him, like his forward air from Super Smash Bros, sending the koopa king back. Bowser in return ran at Kirby and lept upwards into the sky, befor coming back downwith a powerful Bowser Bomb, smushing the tiny pink ball he landed on. But Bowser soon found himself being thrown into the sky as Kirby stood up and ran. Bowser fell down onto the ground and got up and roared in anger. He came here expecting a planet of weaklings, not a pink hero. But as he got up he was hit by a random wheel. But this was no ordinay wheel, this was Wheel Kirby! Kirby went into reverse and then went at full speed towards Bowser, who punched the wheel out of Kirby. Kirby got up found himself being hit by Bowser's crusher attack, rocks slammed into his back from below, as Bowser took the chance to chage a fireball and combo the falling puffball into a nearby forest. Kirby flew into the forest, screaming.
Kirby: POYO! (AHHHHHHHH!)
Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Weaklings!
He looked around at the trembling Bandanna Dees, who had dropped their spears. He turned his back to look at the castle in the distance. Looks like their was already a ki-
Ow!
Bowser rolled over like a ball, stopping on his shell. Angrily the yellow monster got up and turned around to see . . . Hammer Kirby!
Bowser: Persistant one aren't chu?
Bowser shot a fireball at Kirby, who deflected it back at him with his hammer. Bowser took out his tennis racket.
Time for Tennis![]
The two combatants hit the fireball back and forth, until Bowser shot another two. They started hitting all of the fireballs with the koopa king being one who was having a hard time. But he managed to hit one fireball into the other two, transfroming it into a Mega Fireball! Kirby ate it.
Bowser: WHAT?!?!
Kirby shot it straight back out with twice the speed. Bowser struggled to push it back as it overwelmed him. But he started to manage it! Kirby rushed to the other side of Bowser who saw him.
Bowser: Oh no.
Kirby hit Bowser's shell with all his might, causing Bowser to slip on deflecting the Mega Fireball. Bowser was sent flying at Kirby who hit his shell, causing him to get sent flying into the forest. Kirby looked at his hammer. It had broken from its latest hit. Oh well. Kirby tossed it aside. But a rumbling noise caught his attention. He turned around to see Giga Bowser!
Kirby: Poyo! (I will defeat you!)
Giga Bowser strikes![]
Giga Bowser towered over everyone. He was ginormous, dwarfing everyone in size. Kirby looked at the threat looming over the people of Dreamland. He would have to be quick. Dedede was having dinner tonight, and Kirby didn't wanna miss out. He called upon his Warp Star, and zoomed off into the distance, eating a Knuckle Joe. Bowser saw his target: a pink puffball. He shot a fireball. Dodged. No matter he would shoot another one. Dodged again. Bowser really started to fume. He ran at Kirby and they connected their fists, creating a shockwave that desimated the land, destroying all the trees in a 30 kilometer/mile raduis. Meanwhile Magalor, Meta Knight, And King Dedede watched as Kirby supposedly met his match. Shocking to think that after all these years Kirby hat finally met his match, and it wasn't Dedede or Meta Knight. Back at the battle though Kirby was swatted to the ground, but he recovered quickly and went to Bowser's tail. He grabbed it and spun around, tossing him the "So long a Bowser" style. Bowser landed on the ground with a Boom! Bowser got up, woozy from being spun around. He then realized that if he wanted to beat the overpower cut round star warrior he faced he had to go all out. Kirby realized the same. Bowser's skin became yellow once more as he grew even larger than he already was. Giant Bowser was here. Kirby in turn ate a blade knight. Things were about to get hot.
The final battle! I've gotta give it my all![]
Kirby hopped on the Warp Star and sped towards Bowser, turning his sword into his ultimate weapon: The Ultra Sword. Kirby flew at Bowser who shoot a stream of fire at him. Kirby took evasive manuver, flying around Bowser in a circle. Bowser realized that he needed to try something else and shot a beam at him, trying to turn him into a brick. But Kirbo's speed allowed him to dodge, but he saw the effects on a blade knight unlucky enough to be hit. The hero of Dreamland rushed at Bowser and cut off his left arm, causing him to scream in pain.
Bowser: GAH! Why you . . .!
Kirby turned around for a second slash, cutting a gash in Bowser's chest.
Bowser: AHHHHH! CURSE YOU!
The king of the koopas hit his opponent on the third attempt to cut him, sending him across the world of Popstar. Bowser turned around. Kirby was coming back. Bowser congragulated himself. He didn't think he would manage to hit him across the world. But he had to finish off this pink nusense that was coming towards him so he grabbed him tightly, crushed him in his palm and threw him into his Warp Star. Then he Bowser Bombed it just in case, and to show the people of this world (especially the King of this world) that he was the ultimate villain and that he didn't mess around. He got up and looked at the crater he caused. Kirby sat in the middle of it, dead. Bowser laughed.
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO ONE MESSES WITH THE KING OF THE KOOPAS PAL!
But little Kirbo opened his eyes and saw his Warp Star. He had one more chance. He ate it and got his Star Rod. He then aimed and fired. Bowser heard a sound and looked back at the crater with Kirby in it, only to see a laser, coming at his heart! Direct hit. The laser blasted through Bowser's heart as he screamed.
Bower: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kirby: POYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (EAT THIS!)
Bowser reverted to normal as Kirby turned into his ninja form, and blitzed Bowser like Vergil in Sephiroth vs Vergil. Bowser had cuts all over him, but he gave Kirby one last look of defience. Right before the koopa hit the ground however Ninja Kirby sliced through him and cut his head off, sending it into the air. He then transforms in Fighter Kirby and throws Bowser's body and head into space. But this victory is not without it's costs as Kirby soon faints. Magalor, Dedede, and MK wisk him away.
Results[]
Kirby: LET'S GO BITCHES, I WON!
Sheepboi: Yes you did. This was a close one, between Kirby's speed and strength against Bowser's haxxes it was a very close one, easily the closest one to date infact. But Kirby one for a few key reasons.
Kirby: Right. First off me and Bowser were crazy in terms of durability as we both could survive a black hole but I was able to break planets, which meant while Bowser had to land a lot of hits to damage me, I had to land fewer hits to damage him. And the Ultra Sword would still be able to cut him anyways, making that useless. Also Bowser had no way to counter being sucked into my stomch dimention, as we used no Dreamy or Hypernova for this battle. And Bowser turning me into a brick was unlikely as I could deflect it, eat it, or just plain dodge it.
Sheepboi: And Bowser is way weaker than Kirby anyways, as while he can scale to Mario lifting a castle Kirby can break a planet in half with ONE HIT. So Bowser really couldn't damage Kirby AT ALL. But yeah Bowser's brick turning ability would cause a lot if trouble for Kirby, becuase one hit and he would be toast. But Kirby's Warp Star speed is literally insane. He can match Meta Knight with this speed, the same Meta Knight who flies from solar systems and galexys to other solar systems and galexys. Much faster than Bowser. And scaling to Mario he can react to FTL - Maybe MFTL things but Kirby's Warp Star speed is MFTL+++. Something I made up right now that means he's ridiculously fucking fast.
Kirby: But with all this you may be wondering: Why did we say this was close then? Well all of Kirby's heat powers were useless as Bower could just turn into Dry Bowser. And Kirby wasn't gonna win without any powers that wouldn't go beyond universal. You see Bowser's greatest durability feat isn't surviving a black hole. It's surviving the destruction of the universe. So Kirby would also have a hard time damaging Bowser. But the Ultra Sword takes care of that. The Ultra Sword is . . . well, an Ultra Sword, it kinda doesn't care about durability. So Kirby and Bowser had the perfect options for negating each others durability and finishing each other off. Bowser could just turn him into a brick and the Ultra Sword could just slice Bowser in two. Who could land it first? Well we anwsered that above, Kirby has three ways of taking care of Bowser's greatest hax.
Sheepboi: But what about the black holes you say. Well Kirby's insane speed wouold allow him to stay away from the black holes. And maybe even just avoid the sucking in the first place. So while both had things that could finish each other off Kirby's was more reliable that the big koopa's. And don't forget kirby has more was to defeat Bowser as well. He could eat him or even possess him with his ghost mode.
Kirby: Bowser had a decent chance at victory, but once Kirby brought out the big guns his victory was "sucked" down the rabbit hole of defeat.
Sheepboi: The winner is Kirby.
Post-Fight[]
A few days later Mario arrived. He was suprised at the sight of peace. Shouldn't have Bowser taken over by now? Shouldn't the people of this world be enslaved? Had someone liberated them? Mario was confused and asked a local Bandanna dee what happened and where Bowser was. The Dee pointed at a large castle in the distance.
A few days later . . .
Mario broke through the door, ariving at the throne of Dedede.
Mario: A minon of Bowser? I will destroy you, lets-a-go!
Dedede: Wha? Bowsa? Kirby alweady bea him, and I'm not giving up dis castle.
Mario: Oh, I should give this "Kirby" my thanks. Where is he?
Kirby: Poyo!
Mario: Oh. You are the one that ended Bowser right?
Kirby: Poyo! (Yep!)
Mario: Thank you, I just so happen to have something here. (Pulls out a cake, I don't know how)
Kirby: (Eats it)
Princess Peach and King Dedede form an alience, the two kingdoms sending help should anything happen. Dreamland and Mario's world begin building roads to each other, so that each may visit the other.
Next Time[]
Naruto vs Goku . . . iconic, but this time it's the battle of their rivals.