|Spartan vs Spartan!|
|Season , Episode|
|Written by||WarpStar930 and MinniMaster|
|Directed by||WarpStar930, adopted by MinniMaster|
>Master Chief vs. Kratos is a What-If? episode of Death Battle. It has been adopted by MinniMaster.
The Hero of the Xbox vs The Legend of the PlayStation! Microsoft VS Sony! Their two icons cross in a battle between ancient godly weapons and evolved combat of the future to determine who is video gaming's deadliest Spartan.
Boomstick: Spartans. History's greatest warrior.
Wiz: Trained from birth, these men have been perfected into the ultimate killing machines, and no character in fiction represents the ideals of the Spartan better than these two.
Boomstick: Master Chief, the emerald-clad Spartan of the UNSC.
Wiz: And Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Deadpool: Don't forget Deadpool!
Sans: i'm here too, i guess.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
(*Cues: Halo - Brothers In Arms*)
Wiz: At the young age of six, John-117 was abducted by the UNSC to be part of the Spartan-ll program.
Boomstick: The worst daycare ever.
Wiz: At fourteen, he underwent the program's augmentation procedures, dramatically increasing his strength, speed, vision, intelligence, and reflexes.
Boomstick: When he was done, his bones were nearly indestructible and he could beat up and kill way more experienced marines. At fourteen! Man, that's one harsh puberty.
(*Cues: Halo 3 - Last of the Brave*)
Wiz: Upon reaching the rank Master Chief Petty Officer, John began a thirty year campaign leading the Spartans against three different threats : The Insurection, The alien Covenant, and the Flood. As a Spartan, he wears Mark VI Mjolnir armour. This technological marvel links directly to John's brain, so his actions controlled on thought BEFORE movement. Simultaneously, the suit itself multiplies Chief's already enhanced physical capabilities.
Boomstick: The suit weighs half-a-freakin' ton, yet the guy still jumps around like he's on the moon.
Wiz: The helmet's Heads Up Display includes a motion tracker with an eighty foot radius. Also, the suit projects a recharging energy shield.
Boomstick: The Chief's first sidearm is the M60 Magnum.
(*Cues: Leonidas - Halo 2*)
Boomstick: This scoped, high powered pistol uses 12.7 millimeter armour piercing rounds with the precision accuracy of over 400 feet. I don't care what kinda armour you're wearin', three headshots from this baby, and you're done.
Wiz: ....Which are so impossibly dangerous, they are banned world wide to the point of near extinction.
Boomstick: But even that's not enough killin' power for the Master Chief. The M41 rocket launcher holds 2 rockets at once and his sniper rile was designed for killin' giant alien infantry from long distances. The shells can pierce tank armour or rip people in half. And then there's Chief's killer app: The Spartan Laser.
Wiz: With a three second charge and a 5 shot limit, it does have it's faults. Buuuuut....
Boomstick: Think of it kinda like a laser pointer... that points things INTO OBLIVION!
Wiz: Master Chief can only carry two or three weapons at a time. However, he seems to posses extraordinary luck and can usually find exactly the weapon he needs somewhere nearby.
Boomstick: He finds weapons on the ground more often than you can find change on a sidewalk.
Wiz: He can also use special equipment in the field. The overshield triples the strength of his armour's shields, and active camoflage will cover him in an aura of light bending energy, creating the illusion of invisibility.
Boomstick: Plus the bubble shield is a portable forcefield that projects the Chief from all projectiles, though people and vehicles can pass right through. How the hell does that work?
Wiz: But even THAT'S not the last of Master Chief's vast arsenal. When the elites allied themselves with the UNSC during the Human/Covenant War, the two sides traded some of their weaponry, giving John access to plasma pistols, plasma rifles, and the Type-51 carbines.
Wiz: The Type-1 Energy sword is one of the few weapons John has yet to master. It features two, four foot energy blades that can actually block bullets.
Boomstick: Really? Man, that would've been useful in the games.
Wiz: The Master Chief has consistently proven to accomplish the impossible. He's an expert in combat strategy, can run 50 miles an hour, has defeated three entirely different armies multiple times, destroyed an entire covenant armada single handedly, and prevented galactic genocide.... TWICE.
Boomstick: And one time he fell from orbit, holding on to nothing but a flimsy piece of metal, landing without a scratch, and was up kickin' alien ass just a few minutes later. Why? Because he can.
Hood: Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
Master Chief: Sir, finishing this fight.
(*Cues: God Of War III - Brothers Of Blood *)
Wiz: Kratos is a demigod, raised among the Spartans as their greatest warrior, until one day, his people were threatened to be overrun. It was then he stuck a deal with Ares, the God of War. Ares would give him the strength to protect his people; in return, Kratos would serve as Ares' champion warrior.
Wiz: As the white, hot ashes of his family clung permanently to his skin-
Boomstick: Just like Michael Jackson!
Wiz: -his quest for vengeance against the gods of Olympus began. As a demigod, Kratos possesses great strength, speed, and endurance. He can survive a pummeling from a Titan and best the power of Hercules.
Boomstick: Kratos wields the Blades of Exile, twin short swords bound to his arms by chains. The blades have a hook design that Kratos can use to cut right through his enemies, or snag them and whip 'em around.
(*Cues: Kratos' Theme - God of War*)
Boomstick: And like most badass weapons, they can somehow emit fire.
Wiz: Kratos is well trained in sword combat and possesses what may be the most powerful sword the Greek gods have to offer - the Blade of Olympus.
Boomstick: After Kratos killed Ares, Uhhh, spoiler!, he was made the God of War. But Zeus tricked him into putting all his godly powers into this sword, making him mortal once again.
Wiz: And making the Blade of Olympus a deadly harbinger of death to even the toughest Olympians. His most versatile defense is his Golden Fleece, armor capable of blocking powerful blows and deflecting magical attacks.
Boomstick: But there's a whole lot more to this guy's arsenal, like the Bow of Apollo, which can shoot a rapid stream of arrows or charge up deadly fire arrows.
Wiz: Then there's the Claws of Hades, which mercilessly rip the souls out of their victims, though tough opponents like Kratos can resist them.
Boomstick: The Nemean Cestus are giant ultra-strong gauntlets which can stun foes with brutal shockwaves.
Boomstick: Holy crap, that's a lot of weapons! I like this guy!
Wiz: Kratos is not invincible, but he is very difficult to kill.
Boomstick: Hell, he can't even kill himself!
Boomstick: For obvious reasons!
Wiz: In doing so, he ultimately brought about the end of the world. Without the power of the gods to keep the chaos in check, the apocalypse had arrived, and its vanguard was Kratos.
Ares: I was trying to make you a great warrior.
Kratos: You succeeded.
Kratos impales Ares with the Blade of Olympus.
Pre-Fight and Special Thanks!
With rain pouring down in the forest, and plasma blast and bullets whizzing everywhere, a man in a heavy suit of armor ran through the forest. With his Assault Rifle at the ready he sprayed a line of Covenant Armada Forces with a spray of bullets, putting them down as their shields disappeared. He ran towards an Elite who was trying to kill him with an Energy Sword, but caught his strike and kicked him in the chest. He then blew the creatures head to pieces by shooting him in the face with the last couple of bullets in his Rifle.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, this was none than the Master Chief or, John-117 and he was off murdering Aliens like he did day in and day out. Today was no different, and he soon had decimated the entirity of the Covenant Force. What they were doing, he didn't know. As he was walking back towards his pelican, Cortana suddenly started saying something to him.
"Chief...there's something coming from the treeline, 300 feet to your left. Whatever it is, it's looking for you." Cortana mentioned.
"I'll take care of it. Is it a hunter?" The Armor Wearing Spartan asked.
"No it seems...huma-"
"SPARTAN!" a rage-filled, angry voice yelled at Chief. Chief turned to see a man with intense-ly white skin, several red tattoos adorning his body, and two glowing red blades in his hand. Chief faced the man, gun at the ready.
"A TRUE WARRIOR DOES NOT HIDE BEHIND A SUIT OF ARMOR! COME AND FACE ME!" he yelled, hefting his blades.
"Chief...this guy's seriously mad." Cortana told him. Chief silently aimed down his sights at the Ghost of Sparta...
Gaming's Icons were about to clash.