Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin is the father of the Griffin family and one of the main characters in Family Guy.

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Completed Fights

Battle Record

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Battle Record

  • Wins: 3
  • Losses: 2
  • Draws: 0

Possible Opponents

Death Battle Info


  • Age: 42-58 (Varies depending on the episode).
  • For the first few years of Meg’s life, he thought she was a house cat.
  • Favorite Song: Surfin' Bird.
  • Favorite Movie: Road House.
  • Had an Affair with a Cardboard cut out.
  • Predicted that Twinkies could survive the end of the world.
  • Friends with death.
  • Seriously Had sex with a Surfin' Bird Record.


  • The PeterMobile.
  • The PeterDactyl.
  • The PeterCopter.
  • The PeterBlimp.
  • The Peter-Rang.
  • A Literal Can of Whoop Ass.
  • Hunting Rifle.
  • Shotgun.
  • PaTuket Patriot Beer.
  • A suit made out of solid Gold.
  • Pistol.
  • Surfin' Bird Records.
  • Tank.
  • Knight Armor.
  • Lance.
  • Baseball Bat.
  • Shrinking Gun.
  • Moutain Climbing Gear.
  • Bottles Filled with Horse Semen.
  • Whip.
  • Rubbing Alcohol.
  • Razor Blade hair Comb.
  • Razor Blade Fan.
  • Machine Gun.
  • Bunker Busten Mega Ultra Super Bomb.
  • Grenade.
  • Scuba Gear.
  • M80 Fire Crackers.
  • Mr. Zucchini Head.
  • Axe.
  • RPG.
  • Ancient Haunted Indian Skull.
  • Remote Activated Explosives.
  • Wonder Twin Ring.
  • Mech Suit.


  • Can Freeze Frame in mid-Air.
  • Shapeshifting.
  • Actually knows how to perform Hadokens and Shoryukens.
  • Once Every one he Touched Turned into Robin Williams. [1]
  • Insane Durability.
  • Some Times he doesn't React to pain at all.
  • Can Fart Fire.
  • Extremely Fast for his Size.
  • Had his Own Gravitational pull. [2]
  • incredible Singing Voice.
  • An Incredible Fighter.
  • Road House.
  • Has his Own Theme Music (Cannot be Turned off).
  • Lost his hand, then regrew it near-instantaneously.
    • Said hand grew an entire body, becoming an evil clone. [3]


  • Temporarily joined the New England Patriots; being one of their best players.
    • Got tackled by the entire Patriot team without any serious injuries.
  • Pushed a Car off a Cliff.
  • Survived Point Blank Explosions frequently.
  • Survived a beating from a group of deer with baseball bats.
  • Survived two logs Smashing his Head Flat.
  • Survived being crush by a piano.
  • Stole the Worlds Best Joke (Guess What? Chicken Butt).
  • Survived the earth exploding in the bad ending of Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse.
  • Survived Getting Mauled by a Moutain Lion.
  • Beat the Giant chicken multiple times.
  • Survived being Struck By Lightning.
  • Survived Getting his head cut off.
  • Took about 60 Tranquilizer Darts and still kept going.
  • Got Death a Girlfriend.
  • Fought Lois to a Stand Still.
  • Opened up a Church/Religion revolved around Happy Days.
  • Survived getting his flesh ripped off by the water pressure of a firehose. [4]
  • Survived getting crushed by a bus. [5]
  • Survived getting shot in the head twice. [6] [7]
  • Nearly superhuman drinking abilities.
    • Defeated Mickey McFinnigan (Town-drunk of McSwiggan Village) in a drink-off. Mickey claims no one ever defeated him before.
    • Surprisingly a great piano player when drunk.
  • Beat the snot out of Lucy van Pelt.

Weaknesses and Faults

  • Can still die.
    • Peter's clones were destroyed by an explosion. [8]
  • Can still suffer (Short-term) brain damage [9]
  • He's Below Retarded.
  • Has been Easily knocked out before.
  • Bag of Nickles. [10]
  • Spinach doesn't help. [11]


  • Effortlessly overpowered by his neighbor Rob Gronkowski, who was outnumbered and eating 3 footlong sandwiches during the fight. [12]
  • Easily overwhelmed by Liam Neeson. [13]
  • Literally curb-stomped by Meg [14]
  • Was Once raped by a Breeding Bull.
    • As a Strawberry, he was raped by a worm.
  • Once bought Volcano Insurance; he lives in Road island. [15]