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Shrek vs Sulley
Shrek vs sully
Season 3, Episode 14
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Air date April 8, 2015
Written by Maxevil
Directed by Maxevil
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Shrek vs Sulley is a What-if Death Battle.


DreamWorks vs Pixar! Which of these scarers is the deadliest?


Wiz: Man-sized monsters, they come in various sizes and colors.

Boomstick: Wether it's the famous folklore monsters or monsters that the kids imagine coming out of the closets or under the beds!

Wiz: Today, we are pitting the 2 famous computer animated monsters against each other.

Boomstick: Shrek, the big green ogre from the swamp...

Wiz: ...and Sulley, the current CEO of the laugh factory, Monsters, Inc.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.


(Cue All Star from Smash Mouth)

Wiz: Shrek is the big green ogre that the world has known and loved.

Boomstick: He once lived happily alone in his swamp, until he meet a talking jack-ass named Donkey, and his life was changed forever.

Wiz; He embarked on an epic quest to save Fiona from a dragon and married her, thus turning her into an ogre.

Boomstick: Then they went on a honeymoon, visited Fiona's parents' kingdom, befriended a feline ripoff of Zorro, made Artie king, and even saved all of reality from Rumpelstiltskin, and they live ugly ever after with their three kids.

(Cue instrumental version of Monsieur Hood fight)

Wiz: Shrek is quite the wrestler when he needs to be, and he can make fists to punch anyone who is dimwitted to get in his way.

Boomstick: But he can use weapons when available ranging from staffs, swords, and even chairs.

Old woman: The Chair! Give him the Chair! (Shrek uses a chair on a knight)

Wiz: And believe it or not, his bodily fluids can serve as a weapon, when it builds up, he either burps or farts them out.

Boomstick: Just like Wario.

Wiz: SHrek has accomplished certain such as what we discussed earlier.

Boomstick: Shrek is one lucky ogre, marrying a very hot ogre, much hotter than my ex-wife.

Wiz: This is one ogre you don't want to cross.

"Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-Bye! (whispers) See ya later!"


(Cue Monsters University intro)

Wiz: James P. Sullivan, better known to his friends as "Sulley", is Monstopolis' current CEO of Monsters, Inc.

Boomstick: But long before that, he wasn't always like that. He's was kind of a party animal when he attended at Monsters University. But he learns to be a little smarter when he started a friendship with his former rival, Mike Wazowski, and the two of them got kicked out of the entire university, but landed a job at Monsters, Inc. as mailroom clerks, then eventually became the scarer and scare assistant team, then befriended a little girl they call boo, discover that laughter is more powerful than scream, and the rest is history.

(Cue the scare floor in action theme)

Wiz: When Sulley does some fighting, he can be an occasional wrestler, like when he wrestled with his arch-rival Randall to save Boo. He can also use his fists to deliver some punches.

Boomstick: And he would occasionally use balls from the Nintendo Gamecube game of Monsters, Inc. Scream Arena. Like the slime ball, the chicken ball, the tickle ball, the black pepper ball, and even the disco ball.

Wiz: He also wields some weapons with him like a paint gun, a launcher that launches rolls of toilet paper, Sludge balloons that contain sludge, and even the glowing urchins that when they hit someone, they can swell up the certain part of the body within a matter of seconds.

Boomstick: So don't eat any of those bitches.

Wiz: Sulley has accomplished the certain that we mentioned earlier.

Boomstick: So it pays to not mess with the Sullster.

"Ha, Ha, She's not scared of you anymore!'

(Boo roars)

"Looks like you're out of a job."

(Randall gulps in terror)



Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, let's end the debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!


Sulley enters through a village closet door from the Monster world to find some new laugh material, until he hears screaming of villagers running for their lives from Shrek. Sulley decides to confront Shrek to make him stop his scaring. They both get in their fighting poses.


Sulley and Shrek charge at each other and trade each other punches and blocks, until Shrek punches Sulley in the face, and gabs Sulley by the tail and twirls him around, and tosses him to a toy shoppe, Shrek follows only to be hit in the face with a dodge ball, then by series of slime balls and a pepper ball to make Shrek sneeze, and then by a chicken who repeatedly pecks Shrek in defense until Shrek takes a torch and burps the flame to cook the chicken to its demise. Sulley then proceeds to use from his old backpack like his paintball gun, but Shrek then uses a staff to block the paintball shots until it was used up, then Sulley uses a sludge bomb to hit Shrek in the face, but Shrek uses a chain to make Sulley trip on the floor, then Shrek tries to use his fart to finish off Sulley, but Sulley moves out of the way in the nick of time before Shrek cuts the cheese, then Sulley launches a toilet paper roll to hit Shrek in his valuables, then launches a glowing urchin, then Shrek tries to est the urchin thinking it was another sludge bomb, but then Shrek's throat gets swelled up from the urchin's spikes, causing Shrek to suffocate and die. The villagers appear out of hiding, and cheer for Sulley as victor as Sulley himself returns to the monster world through a closet door.



(Cue the Monsters, Inc. intro theme)

Boomstick: Shrek is love, Shrek is life? I don't think so.

Wiz: Both combatants are equal on strength, but Sulley surpassed Shrek on speed, weaponry, and durability.

Boomstick: And brains despite Sulley being low-I.Q.'d.

Wiz: And even if Shrek's gasses made contact to Sulley's face, Sulley does put on sprayable odorants like in the first Monsters, Inc. movie, which may have been worse to Shrek's gasses.

Boomstick: Shrek should not have eaten the urchin, but he did and now it's all ogre.

Wiz: The winner is James P. Sullivan.


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