|Spike vs Billy Hatcher|
|Season 3, Episode 3|
|Air date||June 27th, 2015|
|Shovel Knight vs Terraria Guy||Jill Valentine vs Sonya Blade|
Spike vs Billy Hatcher is a What-If? episode of Death Battle.
Ape Escape vs Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg! Two child combatants and superstars of Sony & Sega clash! Who will win!
Wiz: These are the two child mascots of Sony and Sega now duking it out to see who will become victorious.
Boomstick: Spike, arch enemy of Specter.
Wiz: And Billy Hatcher, arch enemy of Dark Raven.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Wiz: Wrong one. Anyway Specter was once a monkey performer. But, once he received Super Intelligence he started a riot. Only one kid could stop it, Spike.
Boomstick: Wait, so a 10 year old goes out to save the world? What is this Ash?
Wiz: Well, arguably Ash is better than Spike but that’s another story. Spike wields the Monkey Net which is perfect for capturing Monkeys.
Boomstick: But in combat Spike wields the Stun Club. Which can stun foes.
Wiz: He also has the Magic Punch which can bash through walls. And he has a Slingback Shooter which is basically a slingshot. Though it can fire of explosive pellets and guided pellets
Wiz: But if that isn’t enough he can bring in a golden version of the Stun Club which sends out brutal shockwaves.
Boomstick: And the beautiful Satellite Laser..
Wiz: The Satellite Laser sends a beam into space causing a satellite to obliterate everything in sight.
Boomstick: Awesome. With this Spike has captured Specter and defeated the Pipotrons.
Wiz: He may not look like much, but he is capable of holding his own
Spike: I’m going for it!
Wiz: The Morning Land. Was once a peaceful place, but then Dark Raven came along and snatch the inhabitants. That is until the slightly mischievous Billy Hatcher came along.
Boomstick: Billy Hatcher uses eggs as weapons..because for some reason the chickens he’s trying to save he’s using their unborn babies as weapons..seriously
Wiz: Well, he never actually forcefully hatches them. But he uses them to run over enemies. He can use Egg rolling, Egg shooting and Egg bouncing.
Boomstick: He can Gravity Dive and tame elemental animals...that’s it.
Wiz: Yeah, and purifying dark energy balls isn’t gonna help him much in the fight
Boomstick: But with this, he was able to defeat the Dark Raven and restore peace to the land.
Wiz: All thanks to his courage
Billy Hatcher: Coodle doodle doo!
Boomstick: You might be wondering why those analysis’ were so short.
Wiz: Well, similar to a previous Death Battle we had. There wasn’t much info on either of these characters. As such..there wasn’t much to go off of.
Boomstick: But, anyways it’s time for a Death Battle!
Spike was walking through the Morning Land chasing a monkey until Billy Hatcher got in front of him
Spike: Hey! Those monkeys are trying to take over the planet!
Billy Hatcher: Oh c’mon! Look at him, he’s only having fun!
Spike: Hmph. I bet you’re working for Specter. I’ll take care of it.
Billy Hatcher: I wasn’t asking for this. But give it your best shot.
Spike got out his Monkey Net
Spike: This’ll hold you!
Spike swung it downward but Billy used Gravity Dive to avoid it and kicked Spike in the face
Billy Hatcher: You shouldn’t be so rude to those monkeys!
Spike: I’m trying to save the world!
Spike got out his Stun Club and slashed at Billy. Billy was stunned as Spike got out his Slingback Shooter. Spike charged up a pellet but noticed Billy was gone
Billy Hatcher: I’ll show you the power of courage!
Billy Hatcher was in the air and bounced an egg at Spike but Spike fired an explosive pellet and destroyed the egg
Spike: You little.
Spike fired an explosive pellet at Billy but Billy evades and dropped to the ground.
Billy Hatcher: Coodle Doodle doo!
Billy Hatcher got out a giant egg and began Egg Rolling and ran over Spike
Spike: Grr..I’ll stop you!
Spike got out the Magic Punch and blasted it at the giant egg destroying it
Billy Hatcher: Why are you destroying the eggs! They never did anything wrong!
Spike: You have.
Spike’s Stun Club turned Golden and slashed at Billy
Spike: I’ll show you power!
Billy Hatcher got paralyzed as Spike took a step back
Spike: It’s time to bring in the big gun!
The satellite laser emerged and fired a laser up into space as a satellite reflected it and came raining down at Billy. The laser disintegrated him
Spike gets his Monkey Net and captures the Monkey he was trying to capture earlier
Boomstick: That was short.
Wiz: Yeah, Spike had practically every advantage possible on this one. His gadgets had more destructive force behind it.
Boomstick: Not to mention the Satellite Laser was perfectly capable of killing Billy.
Wiz: Once Spike was able to paralyze him, Billy was as good as dead
Boomstick: I guess Billy got scrambled!
Wiz: ..we need better puns. The winner is Spike.
Next Time! (Ahomeschoolingroudon)
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle..