“ | I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries! | „ |
~ Squidward Tentacles |
Squidward Tentacles is a main tritagonist from the American cartoon series, SpongeBob SquarePants.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
- Squidward vs Benson (Completed)
- Squidward Tentacles VS Brian Griffin (Completed)
- Carl Brutananadilewski vs Squidward Tentacles
- Squidward Tentacles vs Chef PeePee
- Squidward vs Cthulhu
- Squidward vs Daffy Duck
- Donald Duck VS Squidward (Completed)
- Eustace Bagge vs Squidward Tentacles
- Squidward Tentacles vs. Gill Grunt
- Squidward Tentacles vs Meg Griffin (Completed)
- Squidward Tentacles vs The Neighbor (Completed)
- Schnitzel vs. Squidward Tentacles (Abandoned)
- Squidward Tentacles vs Toad (SMG4)
- Squidward Tentacles VS Tom Cat (Completed)
Battles Royale[]
With SpongeBob and Patrick[]
- Ed, Edd n Eddy vs Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward
- South Park VS Bikini Bottom
- Team SpongeBob VS Looney Tunes
With SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs[]
- Krusty Krab Crew vs I.M.P (Abandoned)
Battle Record[]
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 4
- Losses: 3
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Dan (Dan Vs)
- Dib Membrane (Invader Zim)
- Flynt Coal (RWBY)
- Goro (Mortal Kombat)
- Henry Millard (Oblivion)
- Inkling (Splatoon)
- Jasper (Steven Universe)
- Mandy (The Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)
- Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
- Scoutmaster Lumpus (Camp Lazlo)
- Uzi Doorman (Murder Drones)
- Zenkichi Hitoyoshi (Medaka Box)
With Spongebob and Patrick[]
- Grim, Billy and Mandy ( The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
- Kitty (Battle Kitty), Orc, and Zaza Royale (Battle Kitty)
- Mario, Luigi, and Wario (Super Mario Bros.)
- Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy (Mickey and Friends)
With Spongebob and Mr. Krabs[]
- Edgar, Collette and Griff (Brawl Stars)
Death Battle Info[]
Background[]
- Name: Squidward J. Tentacles, Squidward Q. Tentacles
- Height: 6.4 inches | 16 cm
- Weight: 1 oz | 28 g
- Place of Residence: Bikini Bottom, also once lived at Tentacle Acres/Squidville
- Age: Unknown, possibly thousands of years old (SB-129)
- Alias: Captain Magma, Sour Note
- Occupation: Cashier and occasionally cook at the Krusty Krab
- Likes: Art, Music, being alone, being fancy, himself.
- Dislikes: Spongebob and Patrick, his job, people thinking his last name is a t-word that sort of sounds like tentacles but isn’t.
- Was consider to be the new host for Blue's Clues
- Has his own star on the Walk of Fame (Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers)
Powers and Abilities[]
- Regeneration
- Can regenerate from being turned to ashes and dust
- Can also reform himself from being reduced to a puddle
- Toon Force
- Fourth Wall Awareness
- Melanokinesis (Ink Manipulation)
- Karate Moves
- Gliding
- Descending slowly in midair
- Implied to not have a soul, so he may be immune to soul manipulation and soul attacks.
- Nuclear Explosion Creation
- Usually triggered by riding his bike off cliffs
- Can shoot ink, like a real life squid.
Weapons[]
- Clarinet
- Clarinet can fire explosive, purple projectiles
- Music can put enemies to sleep
- Lava
- Pickle Blaster
- Condiment Cannon
- Exploding Pie Launcher
- Portable Tartar Sauce
- Neptuning Fork
- Bubble Gum Blaster
- Bulldozer
- Magic Book
- Can warp the plot and grant wishes
- Snail Plasma
- Turns others into snails
- His own house. Seriously.
- Appears to have a mind of its own
- In the episode "Good Neighbors", it is shown that the house can turn into a robot for some reason, and as shown in "House of Squidward", flipping a certain switch will allow it to come to life and receive full sentience
- Somehow able to talk
- Time Machine
- Kelp Grow: A formula originally used for kelp gardens. Can grow body parts and objects immediately after spraying.
Sour Note[]
- One of Squidward's superhero aliases
- Can summon a clarinet with which he can play loud music that stuns victims
- Highly muscular
Captain Magma[]
- Another one of Squidward's superhero forms
- Can shoot lava out of his head
- By yelling "Krakatoa!!!", magma is summoned into the area
Feats[]
- Traveled to the end of time and existence, survived it and came back
- Has been beaten up, fell off a cliff, shocked severely while in a cast, skinned, nuked, vertically bisected, burned alive and internally exploded, yet busted through everything
- Lived with no pain or damage after being blown into eight pieces
- Proclaimed to have conquered all forms of artistic media (which seems to include neon signs, pottery, and hedge sculpting) and has even made a wax scuplture of himself that was able to fool Spongebob & Patrick
- Survived point blank nuclear explosions
- Was once electrocuted so badly, he drove his bike off a cliff, causing a nuclear explosion, yet survived
- Survived being flattened by SpongeBob's house
- Survived his head exploding
- Once chopped SpongeBob in half
- Casually kicked a dumpster several meters away
- Swatted away rapid fire acorns with his hands
- Survived disintegration and being molten into liquid
- Survived being impaled with icicles
- Defeated three people while in a Krabby Patty costume
- Easily lifted his house off its foundation
- Pulled forth a boat that was chained to his back
- Survived being frozen for 2000 years.
- During SB-129, ended up inventing jellyfishing.
- Casually kicked a dumpster.
- Managed to swat away rapid-fire acorns.
- Reduced a slab of solid stone to chunks by casually tapping it with a chisel.
- Stomped so hard he created a hole in a universe.
- Effortlessly sent Spongebob flying upward and had only just woke up.
- Once flipped Krabby Patties so fast he became a blur. This was also so fast that in a few seconds the Krusty Krab was bulging and then exploded into small chunks of debris.
Weaknesses[]
- Massive scapegoat; gets punished even for things he didn't do
- Suffers a lot of bad luck
- Arrogant, impatient, jealous, deluded and very selfish
- Allergic to nuts, seaberry pie, and snails
Trivia[]
Gallery[]
Note[]
- The events of Squidward in Clarinetland are considered to be a hallucination.