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I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries!
~ Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Tentacles is a main tritagonist from the American cartoon series, SpongeBob SquarePants.

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]

Battles Royale[]

With SpongeBob and Patrick[]

With SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs[]

Battle Record[]

WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.

Battle Record

  • Wins: 4
  • Losses: 3
  • Draws: 0

Possible Opponents[]

With Spongebob and Patrick[]

With Spongebob and Mr. Krabs[]

  • Edgar, Collette and Griff (Brawl Stars)


Death Battle Info[]

Background[]

  • Name: Squidward J. Tentacles, Squidward Q. Tentacles
  • Height: 6.4 inches | 16 cm
  • Weight: 1 oz | 28 g
  • Place of Residence: Bikini Bottom, also once lived at Tentacle Acres/Squidville
  • Age: Unknown, possibly thousands of years old (SB-129)
  • Alias: Captain Magma, Sour Note
  • Occupation: Cashier and occasionally cook at the Krusty Krab
  • Likes: Art, Music, being alone, being fancy, himself.
  • Dislikes: Spongebob and Patrick, his job, people thinking his last name is a t-word that sort of sounds like tentacles but isn’t.
  • Was consider to be the new host for Blue's Clues
  • Has his own star on the Walk of Fame (Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers)

Powers and Abilities[]

  • Regeneration
    • Can regenerate from being turned to ashes and dust
    • Can also reform himself from being reduced to a puddle
  • Toon Force
  • Fourth Wall Awareness
  • Melanokinesis (Ink Manipulation)
  • Karate Moves
  • Gliding
  • Descending slowly in midair
  • Implied to not have a soul, so he may be immune to soul manipulation and soul attacks.
  • Nuclear Explosion Creation
    • Usually triggered by riding his bike off cliffs
  • Can shoot ink, like a real life squid.

Weapons[]

  • Clarinet
    • Clarinet can fire explosive, purple projectiles
    • Music can put enemies to sleep
  • Lava
  • Pickle Blaster
  • Condiment Cannon
  • Exploding Pie Launcher
  • Portable Tartar Sauce
  • Neptuning Fork
  • Bubble Gum Blaster
  • Bulldozer
  • Magic Book
    • Can warp the plot and grant wishes
  • Snail Plasma
    • Turns others into snails
  • His own house. Seriously.
    • Appears to have a mind of its own
    • In the episode "Good Neighbors", it is shown that the house can turn into a robot for some reason, and as shown in "House of Squidward", flipping a certain switch will allow it to come to life and receive full sentience
    • Somehow able to talk
  • Time Machine
  • Kelp Grow: A formula originally used for kelp gardens. Can grow body parts and objects immediately after spraying.

Sour Note[]

  • One of Squidward's superhero aliases
  • Can summon a clarinet with which he can play loud music that stuns victims
  • Highly muscular

Captain Magma[]

  • Another one of Squidward's superhero forms
  • Can shoot lava out of his head
  • By yelling "Krakatoa!!!", magma is summoned into the area

Feats[]

  • Traveled to the end of time and existence, survived it and came back
  • Has been beaten up, fell off a cliff, shocked severely while in a cast, skinned, nuked, vertically bisected, burned alive and internally exploded, yet busted through everything
  • Lived with no pain or damage after being blown into eight pieces
  • Proclaimed to have conquered all forms of artistic media (which seems to include neon signs, pottery, and hedge sculpting) and has even made a wax scuplture of himself that was able to fool Spongebob & Patrick
  • Survived point blank nuclear explosions
  • Was once electrocuted so badly, he drove his bike off a cliff, causing a nuclear explosion, yet survived
  • Survived being flattened by SpongeBob's house
  • Survived his head exploding
  • Once chopped SpongeBob in half
  • Casually kicked a dumpster several meters away
  • Swatted away rapid fire acorns with his hands
  • Survived disintegration and being molten into liquid
  • Survived being impaled with icicles
  • Defeated three people while in a Krabby Patty costume
  • Easily lifted his house off its foundation
  • Pulled forth a boat that was chained to his back
  • Survived being frozen for 2000 years.
  • During SB-129, ended up inventing jellyfishing.
  • Casually kicked a dumpster.
  • Managed to swat away rapid-fire acorns.
  • Reduced a slab of solid stone to chunks by casually tapping it with a chisel.
  • Stomped so hard he created a hole in a universe.
  • Effortlessly sent Spongebob flying upward and had only just woke up.
  • Once flipped Krabby Patties so fast he became a blur. This was also so fast that in a few seconds the Krusty Krab was bulging and then exploded into small chunks of debris.

Weaknesses[]

  • Massive scapegoat; gets punished even for things he didn't do
  • Suffers a lot of bad luck
  • Arrogant, impatient, jealous, deluded and very selfish
  • Allergic to nuts, seaberry pie, and snails

Trivia[]

Gallery[]

Note[]

  • The events of Squidward in Clarinetland are considered to be a hallucination.

External Links[]

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