Totally Spies vs. Kim Possible - Ganime


Totally Spies vs. Kim Possible! The Team of female spies goes against the individual spy in a DEATH BATTLE!


Boomstick: Spies are cool, Women are Okay, Female Spies are the best, well ninjas are better but you get the point.

Wiz: Spies normally work in teams and both... or all four of them follow this but one prefers to go on her own.

Boomstick: Kim Possible, the Freelance Heroine capable of impossible.

Wiz: And Clover, Sam, and Alex, the greatest of W.O.O.H.P's female spies.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win in a Death Battle.

W.O.O.H.P Spies


Wiz: Sam is one of the three girl spies from W.O.O.H.P.

Boomstick: From what?

Wiz: W.O.O.H.P., which means 'World Organization of Human Protection'.

Boomstick: Oh, well, she is the brains of the three spies.

Wiz: Right, because it is mentioned many times that she gets all A's in her high school days.

Boomstick: Which gives her a knack for strategizing.

Wiz: Despite not being athletic at times, Sam is quite the martial artist when she needs to be. And when under the possession of the people from W.O.W., which means 'Women of Wrestling', she can be quite the wrestler too, just like her great, great, great grandmother.

Boomstick: Well, I wouldn't mess with her then, but she has done missions on her own and with her friends on taking care of the villains, just as long as she has the right damn plans to do so.

Sam: "Time for you to take a time out." (then pounces on Jason).



Kim Possible

Wiz: Kimberly Ann Possible, better known as Kim, was once - you guessed it, a normal girl.

Boomstick: Ugh, I love and hate this job at the same time. I love getting to talk about awesome characters but I have to wait through the boring ass back stories first.

Wiz: Wishing to supply for her own allowance, she set up the website KimPossible.Com, under the slogan "I can do anything".

Boomstick: Oh really now? If that's the case, then how about skipping this backstory?!

Wiz: However, something so small, near unoticable happened, and it would change Kim's life, forever.

Boomstick: A typo.

Wiz: Let me explain, Mr. McHenry was trying to recruit Team Impossible, but instead typed "KimPossible.Com" instead of "Impossible.Com".

Boomstick: See! I told you Autocorrect was evil, with it, we wouldn't have gotten badass Kim and we would've got stuck with boring-ass Kim!

Wiz: She completed the mission that was for Team Impossible, and with her friends Wade and Ron Stopable. And became the heroine we all know today.

Boomstick: FINALLY!

Wiz: Kim has quite a bit of impressive physical feats, she is able to knock a man into unconciousness in one punch.

Boomstick: She also did the exact same to a GREAT WHITE SHARK! Seriously!

Wiz: She is able to match Shego in strength, who can casually rip apart steel, she's an expert acrobatic, being able to dodge lasers, machine gun fire, missles at close rang. Casually I might add.

Boomstick: Dayum! No wonder she's the head of her cheerleading squad. This bitch got Raiden levels of agility.

Wiz: She swam across the English Channel without suffering the bends or preasure, she can tank room-sized explosions point blank and has some damn good stamina. 

Wiz:  And once, Kim was stuck in an elaborate trap made by Dr. Drakken. The last obstacle to escape the trap was a wall of ice six feet thick. She was able to shatter the entire wall by singing a high note. Now, loud sounds can break glass, but ice is structurally different. Glass can be shattered because its internal friction is extremely low, and resonance energy can be built up, which eventually breaks the glass. Ice, on the other hand, is less uniform in its buildup. Its structure is usually random, and usually extremely complex, which means it would have incredibly high internal friction. In theory, this should make it immune from high frequency sounds, but Kim must be able to sing loud enough to overcome this. The minimum level of sound required to break glass is over 100 decibels, which is on par with some opera singers. This is with ideal cases, namely a piece of glass made with almost no internal friction. But because ice is so different, and its unlikely Drakken made ice with no internal friction, Kim must be able to raise her voice to superhuman levels. The only known way to break ice with pure sound waves is through the use of shock waves created by explosions. A study from Japan determined that 1000 joules of energy are needed to break ice 100 mm (or about 4 inches) thick. And since 1000 joules is enough to lift 200 pounds over 3 feet straight up, it constitutes a powerful blast. But Kim’s voice broke ice exactly 6 feet thick. Well, after a bit of math, we calculated that to do this, Kim’s scream had to have at least 18,000 joules of energy. That's enough energy to lift over 3,600,000 pounds. Easily able to shatter human bones and internal organs, and kill humans at close range.


Wiz: However, it should be noted that the energy is shot out through sound waves, the sound waves will travel outward in all directions at once, reducing the force of it over time, however, at close range, t's truly devestating.

(Calc ends)

Boomstick: Well, that was strange, odd, and more. But now we get to get to the good stuff, her gadgets! 

Wiz: That's ri-

Boomstick: SHUT UP! You got to do your long calc thingy, I get to talk about her weapons! 

Wiz: All I was sa-

Boomstick: *cocks shotgun and aims at Wiz* GET OUT!

Wiz: Ok, ok! Geez...*leaves the room*

Boomstick: *lowers shotgun* Good, anyways, Kim's gadgets! Kim's buddy Wade has made alot of gadgets for her over the years, including her Grappling Hook, has 250 feet in range and can support three times her weight, her jetpack can reach fighter jet speeds and has fuel for several hours of flight. She has hypersonic shoes, a compact zipline, a lock picking comb, knock out gas, ElasticConstricting lipstick which, you guess it, constricts someone in elastic, and a tiny-saw hidden in her watch appropriately named Watch-saw. She also has a Laser Pen, Laser Ring, and Laser Lipstick. Damn, it's like she a fetish for these mini-lasers. And then ther's her communication device, the Kimunicator, heh, wordplay. Anyways, it has internet access, a super magnet, a scanner, ANOTHER MINATURE LASER, and a grappling hook And finally, her greatest weapon, the Battle Su-

Wiz enters the room again.

Boomstick:  HEY! I told you your not allowed enter the room when I'm talking about Kim's gadgets.

Wiz: I know, it's just the Battle Suit is too complicated for you to explain so I have to help you.

BoomstickUgh, fine...

Wiz: Anyways, the Battle Suit, a high tech suit designed by Wade. It increases Kim's already impressive physical feats. She was able to easily dodge alien laser blasts, speed blitzed Shego, and can lift several tons with ease.

Boomstick: It also has a healing factor which can heal cuts and tears instantly, a grappling hook, a bubble shield which can withstand ten tons of force. A projectile gauntlet which can catch and fire any kind of projectile, energy manipulation, and a stealth mode which renders her completely invisible, even by the likes of Alien technology.

Wiz: Kim has saved the world on a daily basis, fought multiple opponents, which were all stronger then her, at once, knows 16 styles of Kung Fu, -Fought physically superior foes like Shego, Monkey Fist, War Monger and mutated animals to standstills on multiple occasions, and landed a space shuttle safely after seeing it done by...a monkey...

Boomstick: However, she is overconfident and cocky, her sidekicks can be a liability, and despite her skills, still somehow gets often beat and captured. Still, Kim is still one of Disney's most efficent characters.

Kim Possible: So not the drama.


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