|Wario VS Dallas|
|Season 1, Episode 1|
Wario VS Dallas is a What-If? episode of Death Battle.
Nintendo vs Payday! Which greedy robber will win? will Dallas be able to end wario?
Wiz:greed is the 2nd deadly sin.
boomstick:and that includes robbers, and when it comes to these two they take the cake!
wiz:like wario, Mario's arch enemy.
boomstick:and Dallas, the leader of the payday gang.
boomstick:he's wiz and I'm boomstick
wiz:and it's our job to analyze there weapons, armor, and skills to find out who will win a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Boomstick:this fat guy is wario and as far as I know he has no backstory.
wiz: actually boomstick he does have a backstory, you see Mario and wario used to be friends. until one day Mario and wario got in a fight. and that day since they have been ememys.
boomstick: wow! hey wiz since you know wario's backstory do you know waluigi's backstory?
wiz: no boomstick, I do not.
wiz:anyway wario has a shoulder charge strong enough to break bricks.
boomstick:wario also had a ground pound which he uses with his BUTT! WHAT!!
wiz:anyway wario has a bike which he can use to ride.
boomstick:he eats it and it comes out from his butt... yeah.
wiz:is that even possible?
boomstick:fiction wiz. Don't questioning it.