Wario VS Dallas
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Season 1, Episode 1
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Written by Batman129
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Wario VS Dallas is a What-If? episode of Death Battle.


Nintendo vs Payday! Which greedy robber will win? will Dallas be able to end wario?


Wiz:greed is the 2nd deadly sin.

boomstick:and that includes robbers, and when it comes to these two they take the cake!

wiz:like wario, Mario's arch enemy.

boomstick:and Dallas, the leader of the payday gang.

boomstick:he's wiz and I'm boomstick

wiz:and it's our job to analyze there weapons, armor, and skills to find out who will win a DEATH BATTLE!!!

who are you rooting for?

The poll was created at 11:53 on March 6, 2017, and so far 8 people voted.
who do you think will win?

The poll was created at 11:56 on March 6, 2017, and so far 8 people voted.

Warioland Wario SSB4



Boomstick:this fat guy is wario and as far as I know he has no backstory.

wiz: actually boomstick he does have a backstory, you see Mario and wario used to be friends. until one day Mario and wario got in a fight. and that day since they have been ememys.

boomstick: wow! hey wiz since you know wario's backstory do you know waluigi's backstory?

wiz: no boomstick, I do not.

boomstick:aww man!

wiz:anyway wario has a shoulder charge strong enough to break bricks.

boomstick:wario also had a ground pound which he uses with his BUTT! WHAT!!

wiz:yes boomstick...!!!!

wiz:anyway wario has a bike which he can use to ride.

boomstick:he eats it and it comes out from his butt... yeah.

wiz:is that even possible?

boomstick:fiction wiz. Don't questioning it.


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